Just Ducky

I have news of that highlight of the Philly sporting calendar, the Quadrennial Inter-Law-Office Rubber Duckie race … in which the pick of the Philadelphia law firms propel their amber-colored avians around the Logan Circle fountain.

This year’s winning duckie, owned by Steve “Beavis” Brzenski, newly arrived at Schyster and Foxx, completed the required two laps of the pool in 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

Since his bird swam purposefully in the right direction, while most others circled gracefully in the eddies, fowl play is suspected.

One Logan Square wag, who viewed the proceedings from the safety of his twenty-third-floor office, stated “it’s not all it’s quacked up to be.”

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